Saturday, April 12, 2014

Blitzkrieg


Nebulous                        Nimbocumulus              accumulates
Overhead  as we ready ourselves for round two with the weather.
They oscillate. They ferment. They brew, ready to explode above our heads to
Rain down the frightening flood but they instead choose to linger above us and
 Our party is coerced to wait in anxiety for we know hell is about to
Unleash itself all over our joyous occasion any second as we hear the
Trembling thunder that resonates asunder— a clue
Of what                            is about to                         come and
                                                                             C      R     A     C      K
                                                           Down pours the army
                                                Of raindrops upon
                                                Our     heads
                                                                        With a peal
                                                                        Of thunder
                                                            The flood
                                                Ensues
                                                         Like an
Egg  that
                                                              Has just
                                                Been
                                                         Cracked.

BLITZKRIEG.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Eyes

As I step out of the shower, steam billowing around me, the tiny window and mirror instantly fog up. I crack the window a bit to vent it out, since my fan is absolutely the worst piece of machinery on the planet, and the bathroom slowly begins to materialize around me.
            Having thick hair is both a blessing and a curse. On one hand, it likes to stay in place, but on the other, it gets ridiculously tangled. Today it is especially disgusting—and not like I-just-washed-it tangled. Like I drove straight through a tornado in a convertible with the top down, hair free, strands meeting and quickly getting involved in relationships that I, as their heartless owner, would have to end. My hair resents me for this, which is probably why it feels coarse and brittle when I finally do untangle it all.
            I eventually give up and twist it into a knot on top of my head (I could have done that before I rigorously raked a comb through it and saved me from a few split ends and saved my split ends from severe emotional damage), and unravel myself from my towel to get dressed. A gust of brisk morning air creeps in through the miniscule aperture of my window and assaults me, and I scamper over to shut it immediately.
            I want to ensure the remaining hot air stays trapped inside, so I’m forcing the window closed as tight as possible when I feel a pair of eyes on me. Pretending that I’m still fiddling with the window latch, I slowly allow my eyes to drift upwards without the slightest inclination of my head. There is no one outside—in fact, the world looks abandoned. I shift my gaze from left to right, when I meet the eyes of something unmistakably alive in a window in the apartment building across from mine. And it looks like they’re staring across the path, through my window, and right into my pretend-avoid face.
*          *          *
            “Then what did you do?”
            “I walked away from the window as casually as I could so whoever it was didn’t think I was creeping on them or anything.”
            “Right,” Gwen whispers, “because you wouldn’t want the dude who was watching you naked to think you were creeping on him.”
            “First of all, we don’t even know if he could see me naked. Second of all, we don’t know if he’s a guy!” I hiss back.
            She pauses from shelving books to look at me. “Why would he be looking in your window if you weren’t naked?”
            I try to form answers several times before she rolls her eyes and says, “And if he was looking at you naked, then he’s a guy.”
            “Not necessarily!” I say, louder than intended.
            “Sh!” Patrick shoots from the reference desk.
            Gwen makes a face and flips him off—but only after he’s already turned his back to help someone.
            “Why were you up at 6:30 anyway?” she whispers, picking up Emma and shoving it in the incorrect place (probably) somewhere in the Jane Austen section.
             “That’s when the birds that live outside my window wake up,” I mutter, stifling a yawn.
            “Fuckers,” she mumurs.
            We shelve in silence for a few minutes and listen to Patrick’s “helpful” voice that is about three octaves higher than his angry voice, which, as far as Gwen and I are concerned, is his regular voice.
            “Why does he constantly tell us to shut up when he’s the one with the loudest voice?” Gwen huffs.
            “Perhaps he doesn’t know that higher pitches carry further than lower ones,” I suggest.
            “Maybe he should have learned that before coming to work at the library.”
            “Wasn’t it in the employee manual?”
            “But was it in his employee manual?”
            “I am a reference desk employee,” we say together, mimicking Patrick’s incredibly shrill and shame-inducing way of speaking, which turns out to be a mistake, because, as previously mentioned, pitches of a higher register carry further than the whispers we should have used to make fun of him. Patrick’s mouth tightens and his left nostril twitches ever so slightly, which means that Gwen and I need to get to the no-talking zone of the library as quickly as possible so he can’t yell at us.
            Abandoning our carts of books, we speedwalk to the north wing of the library that is roped off and has a sign reading, “TALKING PROHIBITED,” which Patrick probably wrote because it sounds sinister and is worded more difficultly than necessary. It’s a long way from the central entrance, and I’m out of breath and my calves burn, but Patrick was just finishing up helping a student, so we had to book it (dear God, I’m hilarious).
            With stealth that would make any sniper proud, Gwen and I split up, each of us picking a different set of shelves to lurk between. One good thing—perhaps the only good thing—about working in a library is that it’s really easy to avoid people. Which happens to be one of my hobbies.
            It’s not so easy to avoid stools, though. As I nestle myself in the music theory section, I stumble across one (quite literally) and almost blow our cover. Quickly regaining my composure, I begin absentmindedly messing up the shelves and am just about to begin rearranging them in the correct order when I hear the brisk and important footfall of someone only pretentious enough to be Patrick. I chance a peek between two notation textbooks—it’s really quite astounding how someone who looks so thunderous can have such a light tread. Knowing we’re both probably discreetly watching him through the stacks, he starts making hand signals that roughly translate to, “Get your giggly behinds out here so I can yell at you now.” I catch Gwen’s eyes and she shoots me a look that replies, “No, thanks.”
            We have both stopped moving altogether so that Patrick cannot pinpoint our location as easily—and so I don’t knock over anything else. He stands at the threshold of the North Wing, as if the ground on the other side of his condescending sign is made of extra-bouncy trampolines. Or something equally fun and disgusting.
             “Caroline,” he says softly. Ominously. I know he’s calling me first because I’m the softer option. I’m more likely to break first. But I hold my own.
            “Gwendolyn.” He says her name more sharply. If we hadn’t had visual on him, it would have been impossible to determine where the sound came from.
            Still, Gwen and I don’t move. We’re waiting for just the right moment. There’s a chance he might give up and go search another wing, but Gwen and I know this possibility isn’t very likely.
            Slowly, silently, I crouch so that I’m level with the bottom shelf.
            Come on, I will his feet to move. Just one more step over the line.
            I can tell he doesn’t want to, even as his foot is raised off the ground—but suddenly, he’s in the no-talking zone.
            “Gwendolyn. Caroline,” He repeats.
            Then, whipping out from somewhere between Physics and Physiology, Gwen appears, hissing, “Sh!” and pointing to the “TALKING PROHIBITED” sign.
*          *          *
            The rain is my most favorite thing in the world. It hypnotizes me until I stop whatever I’m doing to pay attention to it. The only time I ever use my desk is when it’s raining because it sits right in front of my window. I kid myself into thinking that I’ll get some work done while listening to the rain, but within ten minutes, I feel my face slide into a glassy-eyed stare and my thoughts are lost in the mass of oscillating charcoal puffs crying in rage.
            It is only when the rain subsides to a steady drumming that I ease out of my reverie. I honestly think anyone who wished to control my mind could just play rain noises and my brain would be ripe for usurpation. I’ve literally spent twenty-five minutes staring out my window witnessing the final stage of the water cycle. Yet, every time it fascinates me.
            I take a few minutes to gather my bearings. My thoughts are all over the place. Why do my elbows hurt? Oh, cause they’ve been leaning on my desk. Why am I sitting at my desk? I don’t ever sit here. This chair is kind of comfy. I should sit here more. Why is there water on my desk? Is that from the rain? Or did I drool?
            For all I know someone could have come in here and brainwashed me. Next thing I know, there will be more and more gaps in my memory, and I’ll suddenly be very skilled in combat. And then they’ll send me to murder the President. (Who will send me is still very unclear. My bet is on the Russians.) I’ll be so far gone by then, I won’t be able to stop myself, and then, when the FBI or CIA or whatever asks me why I did it, I’ll only be able to say,  “It all started on a dark and stormy night…”
            I shake my head and gather my homework that somehow failed to magically complete itself, deciding that if I am ever in fantastic shape, it is probably a warning that I’ve been brainwashed and am about to assassinate someone important, for that is probably the only thing strong enough to motivate me toward a more strenuous workout. (And by more strenuous, I mean something other than climbing the stairs twice a day to get to class.)
            Just as I’m about to switch off the light, a peculiar but slightly familiar sensation creeps over me, and my eyes are magnetically drawn to the window in the building directly across from mine, where that same pair of eyes stares coldly out the window as if they’ve been there the whole time. It may be the fact that it’s not 6:30 in the morning or it may be that I’m completely clothed this time or quite possibly it’s the fact that I’m half-hidden behind the shrub in front of my window, but I feel compelled to stare back this time. Shut up, I think at the birds in the hedge. You’ll draw its eyes over here. Shut up, it’s raining. I don’t physically see the eyes move—they don’t even seem to blink—but I feel a jolt of panic when they somehow lock onto mine. Everything around me becomes blurry and out of focus; yet, I’m hyper-aware of my body and my senses feel keener. For a split second, there is nothing but me and the pair of eyes, somehow managing to keep contact with each other despite the solid wall of precipitation and sporadic gusts of wind between us. Then the blinds flick shut and I’m left by myself, watching billions of threads of water spool into gushing streams upon the ground.
*          *          *
            “Sometimes I feel like a spy—”
            “You’re not a spy.”
            “—You know, like when we sneak between shelves and stuff—”
            “You don’t sneak. You’re not sneaky.”
            “I make it a game sometimes. Like, I try to see how many books I can put away without people noticing me—”
            “Stop,” Gwen says, planting herself in front of me and gripping my shoulders with both hands. “First of all, that’s a ninja you’re talking about. Second of all, you are not stealthy. You are the opposite of stealth.”
            “I’m totally stealthy!”
            “I’ve seen you trip over nothing.”
            “You’ve seen no such thing,” I snap. I’m calling her bluff here; I have tripped over nothing before—many times, in fact—I’m just pretty sure she hasn’t seen it.
            “Yesterday when you were finding a book for someone.”
            I purse my lips and suck in my cheeks while I think of a viable explanation. “I didn’t think anyone saw,” is the best I can do.
            “Another prime example of why you could neither be a spy nor a ninja.”
            I roll my eyes. “I hate it when you talk like Patrick.”
            Gwen exhales slowly, thrusts her jaw forward slightly, and looks at me through beyond irritated eyes. I probably should feel ashamed for how much pleasure I’m getting out of this. Comparing Gwen to Patrick is the most serious insult one can toss at her.
            “I was pretty stealthy scoping out that face in the window,” I add nonchalantly, just to make her face take on a different expression.
            She’s still seething.
            “I guess I shouldn’t say face, because all I could really see were its eyes.”
            She exhales, and I swear I see steam seeping out her nostrils.
            “Cold, calculating eyes. Green, I think. Like yours.”
            Because she looks exactly the way you’re supposed to look when jinxing someone (according to Harry Potter), I quickly say, “Stop giving me that look. Your face will get stuck like that.”
            There’s the slightest flicker in her poisonous expression, but as she sees I’m not the least bit sorry, she relents and says stiffly, “Please explain this stealth.”
            On the inside, I’m rolling my eyes at her forced formality, but on the outside, I’m telling her about my second rendezvous with the eyes in the window.
            “You stared at the rain for 25 minutes?”
            I shrug. “Give or take a few.”
            “And that whole time, those eyes were watching you.”
            “Well, they weren’t watching me until the very end, after I’d already seen them, and if you’d been listening to my story, you would know that.”
            She turns and walks away, shaking her head and muttering something that sounds an awful lot like, Least stealthy person on the planet.
            “Hey, wait!” I run after her. “I need your help! Tell me what to do! I can’t deal with this guy on my own!”
            “How do you know it’s a person,” Gwen says when I’ve finally caught up to her. “What if it’s a poster someone taped to the window?”
            “It blinks—very sparingly, and deliberately and kind of slowly, but it blinks.”
            “Why don’t you go over to that apartment see for yourself what’s going on?”
            I scoff so hard at her ludicrous idea that I choke on my spit. Gwen pauses and waits patiently for me to regain a steady breathing rhythm—like good friends do.
            “Excuse me?” I gasp, when I can finally talk again. “You want me to go over to the place that houses someone with eyes like that?”
            Gwen looks at me as if she doesn’t see the problem.
            “Those eyes are plotting something, Gwen! The more I look at them, the more I know it’s true! They obviously belong to a super sinister person, and you want me to go over there and just ask it to stop staring out the window?”
            She shakes her head impatiently and raises her eyebrows. “Yes.”
            “Well, here’s my idea: you come over and see the eyes for yourself and then we’ll discuss the practicality of approaching them, okay?”
            Gwen rolls her eyes and waves her hand as if to brush aside my fears and says, “Don’t you think you’re being a little paranoid?”
            “Unless you don’t think you’re stealthy enough to observe without being seen.”
*          *          *
            “Cara.”
            “Sh!”
            “Cara!”
            “Sh!”
            “Caroline!”
            “What?” I answer before she can get through my whole name.
            “This is weird.” She scoots her chair over so she can poke her head into the bathroom, where I’m crouched atop my toilet, looking out the miniscule window.
            “Go back to your post!” I hiss, waving my hand toward my desk.
            The window across the alley is dark, but I can see the blinds are up. Our conditions are horrible, though. It’s not raining today (“Thank God, or you’d be mesmerized for another 25 minutes of your life”), but the clouds ferment overhead in an ominous shade of purple-gray that threatens an imminent thunderstorm and obscures everything. It’s about 4:15, so it’s too early for the streetlights to come on. For all we know, those eyes could be sitting there in that obscure abyss watching us right now.
            As if reading my thoughts, Gwen says suddenly, “Do you think those sinister eyes of yours can see in the dark?”
            “I wouldn’t put it past them,” I say solemnly.
            “Do you think they can look separate ways? That they can watch us both at once?”
            “I hope not,” I say, shuddering.
            “Do you think they can shoot lasers?” Her voice has dropped down to a library whisper, and I realize she doesn’t share in my sense of foreboding at all.
            “You’re only joking about it because you haven’t seen them,” I say, climbing off the toilet and walking back into my bedroom. “I’m telling you, there’s something about them, and the more I notice them, the more I feel that they have this weird control over me. I can’t explain it. You’ll just have to see them yourself.”
            “Cara, you just happened to see them at times that caught you off guard, and so they just seem sinister to you because of the circumstance. Really, I think you’re being—”
            She breaks off because world outside is suddenly illuminated—every detail seems magnified as the streetlamps throw everything into bright, artificial light—a row of shrubs, an empty sidewalk, lines of dark windows, and two unblinking, slightly scintillating eyes poking out from the black square across the way, providing their own source of eerie light for the otherwise black cave. Gwen stares back with a frown of uncomprehending confusion. I keep my eyes focused on her, not daring to look out the window. I don’t know if their eyes have connected, and I don’t know if it has seen us, but Gwen sits unmoving at my desk, and I try as hard as I can not to move so that it doesn’t shift its gaze onto me. A clap of thunder and a flash from a third, natural form of light brings us back into the real world. I dart a quick look across the alley, just in time to see the eyes retreat into the darkness, and Gwen inhales sharply as if she hasn’t taken a breath that whole time. Then, she looks up at me with an expression that finally displays the appropriate amount of horror, and I can tell that she understands.
*          *          *
            I’m a victim in my own apartment. I have covered all my windows, but nothing helps because I know they’re out there. Two pinpricks in a black rectangle staring through the blanket that serves as a makeshift curtain. It’s almost worse not being able to see them, because I find myself peeking out every now and then to check—just to reassure myself they are real.
            Sometimes they’re there, eternal and unblinking, as if they are a part of the window, and I think that perhaps I could learn to get used to them. But then they vanish and I find myself constantly rushing to the window to see if they’re back.
            Gwen frequently forces me to stay the night with her, but my dreams are filled with black caverns full of luminous eyes staring out from the nothingness, which is worse than the real thing. Sometimes a sinister voice accompanies the dreams—one that sounds suspiciously like Alan Rickman. (“Further proof that the eyes belong to a man,” Gwen reminds me.) And sometimes the voice is telling me to assassinate the Prime Minister, and I spend a good twenty minutes freaking out to Gwen until she informs me that we live in America.
            When the eyes are there, I sit at my desk, watching them through the bushes. And when they aren’t there, I sit at my desk, waiting for them to come back. I want to know if they can see me. And if they can see me, I want to know why they watch me. And I want to know where they go, what they do all day, and why they never blink. Sometimes I’m watching them so intently, I forget to blink.
            Gwen and I move in cycles now. Since she doesn’t live here, she’s not as taken as I am with the eyes, so she’ll volunteer to come over after holing up at her place for a few days and observe them with me. She sits at my desk, drumming her fingers obsessively, muttering things like, “Who are you?” over and over while I pace behind her stringing my thoughts together.
            “Sometimes I think if I figure this thing out, I’ll have all of life’s mysteries solved,” I tell her.
            “Blink, you bastard.”
            “They’re always there, you know? Like the one thing I can count on.”
            “Shut up, you dumb birds, we’re in this together.”
            “I know that if I sit in front of this window, I will see those eyes at least once every day.”
            “Turn on a light, you nocturnal freak, I want to see your face.”
            “It’s comforting yet unsettling.”
            Our conversations are generally disjointed like that, and we don’t ever really listen to each other. But the eyes are listening. I can tell.
            *          *          *
            “Caroline, and Gwendolyn if you’re there (which I know you are). I am not sure if you two are aware, but you have both been scheduled to work the past six days and you have both failed to report. As a result, I have been left to staff the library by myself, and the reference desk has been neglected—”
            The ringing of the phone seems to startle both Gwen and I out of our six-day-crazy spells, triggering an almost wholehearted return to normalcy, and we hold a silent argument over who should get the phone and deal with Patrick.
            You do it, I mouth. You’re saner than I am!
            You do it! she gestures back. He’ll accept bullshit from you—he likes you better!
            Being unable to argue with that logic, I pick up the phone and say pleasantly, “Hello, Patrick.”
            I’m surprised at how natural normal comes to me with those eyes peering out the window, as if they’re ready to attack the lies I’m about to tell.
            “I am so sorry to have missed work the past six days without notifying you. Gwen is too,” I add at her frantic motions. “You see, we were both incredibly sick and totally bedridden. Raging case of diarrhea.” I pause, thinking he won’t pursue it.
            I’m wrong.
            “I, uh, had a chamber pot. Yes, I’m aware that I have a cell phone, but my charger wasn’t near me when I was, um, diagnosed, and I was already bedridden, so I couldn’t just get up and get it. I couldn’t even get up to go to the bathroom. The same for Gwen,” I add hastily. “Uh, we were together. I probably gave it to her. Or she gave it to me. My memory is really foggy. These last six days were tough. That’s why I—we—forgot to come into work.”
            The eyes blink slowly without feeling, as if calculating the situation.
            “Yes, she was with me. That’s right, in one bed. No, sir, both of our phones were dead. Like I said, we weren’t thinking straight. Well, we couldn’t. What if we got you sick? Then there would be no one at the reference desk! Oh. Why wasn’t anyone manning it? Because you had to shelve? Ah. I see.”
            Gwen presses a button on the answering machine and Patrick’s irritated voice bounces around my room.
            “I know you two aren’t sick!” he says impatiently. “No one would believe that story, and I live in the building across from you!” He’s positively spitting. “I can see you from my apartment!”
            “We’re neighbors!” I say brightly.
            “Don’t act like you don’t know,” he snaps. “You two have spent the last six days staring into my bedroom window for God knows why! I see you every time I go in there!”
            Gwen and I are silent for a moment, and everything seems to come to a standstill. There is only one thought racing rapidly around in my head: Those are Patrick’s eyes. From Gwen’s horrified look, she’s thinking the same thing. Our eyes meet, and then, displaying the stealth she bragged so much about, Gwen grabs the phone from me and shrieks, “Stop watching us!
*          *          *
            Patrick hangs up the phone, feeling an uncomfortable mixture of rage and confusion. At first, he thinks the girls are pretending to be insane to get out of working again. But when he glances out the window and sees their eyes wildly raking the area for something—he doesn’t know what—he can’t be so sure it’s not a more serious issue. He backs further into his dark room, afraid that they’ll see him.
            “Not that they would do anything, right, Tolstoy?” he remarks nervously to his cat.

            The cat, however, blinks laconically and turns back to the window to watch the birds outside in the hedge.

~ToriannaLamba